I would recommend Fantasy High because there’s a point when one character, a goblin, asks the dm, “how big is this slime monster’s butthole” and the dm is like “um” and the goblin asks, “is it goblin sized”
And there’s no moment more quintessentially dnd to me than the beat of silence where you can see the dm chucks away his expectations of the next ten minutes to replace them with something greater than he ever would have reached alone before he says “YES.”
Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck
When ya girl bisexual
Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.
she’s right and she should say it
there are so many white women in the notes giving a half-baked rebuttal as if that rhetoric isn’t exactly what this hijabi is responding to. smh.
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy Hollywood movie by infringing on a woman’s safety and well-being, then you are 900% doing it wrong.
